set phasers to potato!

Jul 05

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shorm:

baobabssomemore:

baobabssomemore:

SO CONGRESSPEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY ACCIDENTALLY MADE SAME SEX MARRIAGE LEGAL WITHOUT REALIZING IT AND NOW EVERYBODY’S SUPER CONFUSED AND NOBODY IS REALLY SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED EVEN THE COUNTRY’S BIGGEST HOMOPHOBE VOTED IN FAVOR OF THIS…

Jul 05
Jul 05
videogamedad:

sirequag:

melaniehershberger:

foxeshunt:

i know these are supposed to hearts buT THEY JUST LOOK LIKE LITTLE BUTTS CAN YOU IMAGINE “BLEND IT OUT WITH YOUR ASS BRUSH”

How did this make it all the way to production without a single person saying something

They look more like nut sacks to me.

yeah those are balls dude

videogamedad:

sirequag:

melaniehershberger:

foxeshunt:

i know these are supposed to hearts buT THEY JUST LOOK LIKE LITTLE BUTTS CAN YOU IMAGINE “BLEND IT OUT WITH YOUR ASS BRUSH”

How did this make it all the way to production without a single person saying something

They look more like nut sacks to me.

yeah those are balls dude

Jul 05

fuckyeahsirharder:

vastderp:

Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.”

I reblog this every time.

Jul 05

fuckyeahsirharder:

vastderp:

Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.”

I reblog this every time.

Jul 05

bloggingprivateryan:

Adam Scott struggles to post a picture of a PB&J to Twitter. 

Jul 05
thedoktahandroestylah:

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?


Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.


But… Ghost.

thedoktahandroestylah:

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

But… Ghost.

Jul 05

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Jul 05
Jul 05
baddovah:


Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay

no that’s a magic rock that has outer space in it

baddovah:

Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay

no that’s a magic rock that has outer space in it